Saturday, September 13, 2014

The Marriage of Mickey Mouse

“I would have kissed her feet in sleep, but
With such a move that infidel will become distrustful”
(Ghalib)

In fairly recent times when the national stage of collective wisdom of the people was set to deliberate and ponder over the continuing seizure of our capital by a retired cricketer and a Canadian priest, the Mickey Mouse also found its way in the Parliament. Its story has now formally entered the dusty archives of the old building that boasts the real power of the country. So there was this grey hair old lawyer who lambasted that always suspiciously stoned face Minister on the floor of the house for accusing him of corruption. A day earlier, abrasive remarks of the liability of a sort Minister also made the Premier personally apologize to the lawyer from opposition benches. These are politically heated moments – not that there is ever a low frequency of such in the state. However, this time when the democracy flight apparently looked smooth there came a sudden turbulence and a near nosedive situation with sounds of Mayday being heard all over. The condition at several occasions looked so much out of control that the western capitals had to respond to these emitted distress signals. It all seemed to have been gradually returning to normalcy after one rainy night when the drums were beaten in the garrisons of Rawalpindi and the top man from the control tower assured the cockpit that the plane is functioning normally and staying right on track. Nonetheless, the aftershock effects are still tremendous and an apprehension of stalling of this democracy jet can up till now be felt. Perhaps, what needs to be done immediately is that all the excess baggage should be unloaded pronto, off the flight, from the flight and without any qualms - for this flight is still long, heavy and scary. Whether it will really be done? Actually, sadly, No!        

The theater that has been going on the roads of Islamabad for nearly three weeks is now losing its oomph. The rants echoing live on air every evening sounds repetitive and without much solid credence. The cricketing super hero of the nation has used similar jargon and musical tracks over and over again. The audience is shrinking and the little that remains is lethargic display of political poverty hand in hand with ugly cult display by the garrulous pope. The charismatic crowd puller is now losing the grip of his fans, in particular the pretty and gorgeous ones. The old captain may be given all the credit for wonderfully developing this niche of attracting urban men and women of all ages and shades together without any segregation and offering them a political agenda and message, which otherwise such apolitical creatures dismissed all life. This trait is none that any of his contemporaries or political adversaries could nearly accomplish or claim to possess. However, he didn’t turn out to be a good thespian of the political drama. His container performance is beginning to look utterly monotonous and all the tricks he has mastered, stand revealed. Another miscalculation was his inability to seize the moment. Perchance, there will be many from within his ranks that may condemn him in private and public over his lack of political acumen and understanding to the fact that the maximalist price to sell is only for the purposes of bargain and not the actual one. Too long insistence on the maximal one and you also lose the best value in process.      

With both political and natural calamities hitting the republic, its nauseating impact could be felt across. The persistent questioning of legitimacy of electoral process and the government has created a strong political rift across and petty rivalries at personal levels particularly in the plains of Punjab. The urban centers of the province have been hit with flood of venom over political affiliations. Who to blame and who not to blame? The patience with government and arguably with democracy is running out and the pent up feelings of marginalized groups from the resource pool has been exploded. As a result, the government that took charge of this country, more than a year ago, with much fervor and confidence of gaining majority has now been crippled to stay ultra diligent all the times. It may now live for the rest of times on clutches of relatively small opposition and patronage of the old masters of puppet shows. The presence of usual suspects on the Container along with the Captain points the finger at those who are hidden but would always pull strings to insinuate that they are always in charge. This is a classic civilian retreat like all the past times and in no manner the follies of incumbents could be disregarded by a chance. The basic root predicament of the crises and what needs to be rectified soon is the insecure and centrally guarded structure of decision making, which is a relic practice of the past but still stands in place to run the affairs. A bold move towards holding of local government elections in near future would be a great step in the right way. The modern world doesn’t assume but presume a functional democracy for effective citizens engagement and progress. If a political order shies away from resolving conflicts and doesn’t promote inclusiveness of marginalized, the dissent against the system naturally becomes prominent. The consensus will always serve and protect the collective interests in a powerful way more than the majoritarian ones.


The gavel of the people for the time being has hit the floor. The khakis have also decided to offer a fresh lease of life to the civilians in charge. So be it known to all that it is better to voice dissent from within the structures than without. An individual has to give in for the sake of system. Mickey could be a man, a mouse or a dirty rat by a margin of day of the consummation. His marriage nonetheless is inevitable.    

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